You forgot the other reasons to stay tuned, “How long will Cranky last on FR.” “Can you guess Cranky’s former screen name?” “Do you suppose Cranky is just a garden variety socialist, or a disciplined Communist?”
Wow! Instant demonization by association with Communism! (Of course, anyone educated enough to see these crank theories is a Communist!) That's an automatic +15! GodGunsGuts takes a definitive lead with 65 points! Yeehaw!