It is VERY Christian of me. The Temple of Darwin fanatics are using the force of government to convert America's children to their godless religion. Therefore, Christians are left with no other choice but to launch an all-out, protracted political campaign to grind the Temple of Darwin into dust. I for one refuse to take these kinds of brazen usurpations lying down, and will do everything in my power to rally Christians to this cause. It's time for a complete separation of Darwinism and state.
Can’t you get your kids to church on Sunday? Why should I pay to teach your children your religion?
Your god must be a very little god if it needs you to protect it. Make sure you feed it so it doesn't die. Homer Simpson used peanuts.