[Miss Didi]

Brit: We can imagine Joe as C-in-C and President. (we can?) Perhaps the Bubba and Hill Show at the Convention will convince the PUMA gals. This ticket offers nada to centrists and conservatives and this country is center-right.

Mara (who has been very shrill lately): You can send Joe to Scranton for blue class voters...those disgruntled PUMA gals wouldn't have been happy with anyone but Hillary. He picked reassurance over reinforcement. Barry didn't go for change. (but that's his theme, Mara???)

Bill: A pick made from weakness...lack of foreign policy. No military, no executive experience...(Brit looks dumbfounded). He should have picked the Eyebrow. He picks a guy who voted FOR the Iraq War??? (yeah, Barry...how ya gonna spin that!)

Juan: McCain's Biden ad will have staying power but will not have much influence in the mind of voters (Brit looks at Juan wishing he could burst out laughing). Washington KNOWS Biden, it's a solid pick. The KO punch would have been Mrs. Clinton...but Joe is better than the boring Kaine, Sebelius. Joe is NOT boring!

Brit: Let us remember how extraordinarily loquacious Biden is...he goes on so long, you can't cut a sound bite and I once told him--Senator, I think you're a windbag! Brit says it's funny but afterward Joe told him he was right so he is really a great guy, a nice man. (but he's still a windbag, Brit!)

Bill: There is nervousness about putting Tim (Cub Scout) on the ticket...Mitt, Ridge or Leiberman are better. (but Tom and Joe make us scream!)

[Morgan in Denver]

Just starting here. Ritter is chomping at the bit, trying to sound better than he has proved as a governor.

[BusterBear]

Juan: "Joe is NOT boring!"

Neither is Bugs Bunny.

[Alas Babylon!]

Very good reportage, Miss Didi!

Just one question—I’m drawing a blank here... Who is the Eyebrow?