Welcome! You're half way there. There aren't a lot of rules. No profanity--this is a family site. No death or violence threats--that'll get you banned and possibly a visit from the FBI. And finally, if anyone mentions Ann Coulter on any thread, you MUST post her picture.
Like this:
That last one seems to be the most important rule and I’ll do my best to remember it. Since I don’t have any photos at hand, I won’t mention her name this time. :)