Hawaii has been a state since 1959. Obama was born in 1962.
Sorry officer, I don't have my drivers license, her let me show you a scan of it on my MySpaces page using my iPhone
My next call would be from a jail cell.
But then Obama isn't like an ordinary person. He is the annointed savior of the leftists in the USA. We shall not ask difficult questions. RACIST!
Ahh, my mistake...I thought he was older...