Feb. 25, 2008. There needs to be a trust fund set up for his estranged mistress and his baby. A college fund would be nice. The baby has to have a modicum of equinanamous lifestyle consistent with his 3 other children...so,...a house, food, medical, insurance, etc. allowances for the baby and her mother is the only right thing to do. We don’t want them living in poverty with only 2 color TVs in their domecile. A gated community, one which accords the lifestyle she has become accustomed to having is prima facia evidence that Edward already agrees. I am sure there are other things,...like 1/4 of Edwards estate and all that that will entail. It needs to be done legally, so we need lawyers now.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him. 'You gonna try again.'"
Tah Dah!