Women control sex, ergo men will do what women want them to do in order to get sex.. generally speaking...
While I admit I enjoy sex as much if not more than anyone else on the planet... I will not be acting like a little feminized twink in order to get it... you want that, have fun with it until it bores you.. and trust me it will bore you eventually.
I am not your girlfriend and have no desire to be... I’m hairy, sweaty, and at times boorish, brash, brazen and all the other characteristits that generalizations to negatively conotate men are. I will never find shopping exciting, unless its for a tool, bbq grill or technical gadget, and even then only for a few minutes.
I don’t care how en vogue it is, I will never be shaving my back or chest hair so I can look like some little twink.
I won’t be piercing any part of my body, or permanently inking it either, just because you think its hot.
I won’t pay more than $10 for a haircut.
I will not shop at boutique stores for clothing and neccessities.. you may all you like to smell nice and look sexy for me, but don’t expect me to find me shopping at bed bath and beyond etc.
I really can and do think about nothing, and yes, I do it a lot when you are babbling on about some event in your day I really don’t care about. I know, sounds harsh, but if it didn’t physically or emotionally harm you, justifying me getting involved to stop it, I really don’t care that you had a fight with the rudist checkout lady ever at the A&P. I got the jist in the first 2 sentences, going on for 20 minutes describing a 30 second interaction will glaze over my eyes faster than anything on the planet.
Don’t come to me whining about your problems and expect me to NOT offer solutions... I’m a guy.. you want someone to simply empathize and not offer solutions, call your mother, best friend, sister, aunt, grandma, or anyone else.
I won’t pretend to like your boss if he’s a jerk.
I won’t pretend to like your father if he’s a jerk.
I pretty much won’t pretend to like anyone if their a jerk. Deal with them if I have to yes, but won’t pretend that I like them.
Don’t ask me a question you don’t want an honest answer too, because I will tell you “yes that makes your but look big” if it indeed does. You want me to stroke your ego, then ask me a question where the honest answer will make you feel better, and asking it after bringing me a cold one without me asking or expecting certainly will increase the odds I’ll deliver the answer in a better mood.
I don’t give a crap about style, the Jeans, T-Shirt and Flannel look may never make the cover of the fashion magazines, but its damned well comfortable and far more likely what you will see me in.
You may care about it, and I appreciate that you do, to an extent, but if you think $400 for a pair of shoes is sensible, you need thumped in your head.
I don’t care how comfortable they are, you will never see me in a pair of crocs.
I firmly believe, its not exercise if no ones keeping score.
I could go on and on, but at this point my mind is beginning to wander off into beer and boobs again, and I find that more interesting than continuing to back up my point.
You may care about it, and I appreciate that you do, to an extent, but if you think $400 for a pair of shoes is sensible, you need thumped in your head.
It's sad that being a "real man" is supposed to preclude you from enjoying some of the finer things created by Western culture, such as a nice suit, or a pair of Gucci loafers.
Used to be that guys knew how to dress themselves, but seom people want to make a poltitical or cultural statement out of slovenliness.
Oddly enough, the subject of hitting your spouse came up last night at the dinner table. He told my girls he would never strike me because he is a gentleman, but also because of the 'mutually assured destruction' it would bring down upon him. I can load a gun just as good as he can, and I have my own weapons, just like he does.
But yes, he is big, hairy, sweaty, loving, and kind all when it is appropriate to be so...and I just brought him a cold one... so all is good here.
If you’re married, you’d better keep that woman because it’s not every man who’s lucky enough to be married to a saint. If you’re single, get used to it.
I ain't worried about you doing any of those things, I'm today concerned about my daughter "going with the flow", so to speak, and trying to be nonconformist, by conforming to this sickly fashion. (Go figure, but that's how it worlks, doesn't it!) Grown, middle aged women displaying ugly tattooes on the smalls of their backs, toe rings (toe rings?), all to attract your stares, so then they can formally charge you with 'sexual harassment'! Don't think it hasn't happened.