[Knitebane]

Did anyone even read him his rights?

You betcha.

You have the right to be targeted with a laser-guided bomb. Should you give up this right you will be targeted with a GPS-guided bomb.

You have the right to have your attorney die with you.

You have the right to a funeral.

You have the right to be exploded. If you cannot afford your own explosives the U.S. Military will provide the explosives for you.

Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you? Speak loundly, the whistle of the incoming ordnance is making it hard to understand you.

[Tolik]

Loved it. Especially “You have the right to be exploded. If you cannot afford your own explosives the U.S. Military will provide the explosives for you.” Good job!