[Netizen]

People should start putting out little models of oil rigs.

That's a cute idea!

[kcvl]

Send them all a bottle of castor oil and tell them to get a ‘move on’ with the drilling! (castor oil stimulates the bowels)

[3catsanadog]

People should start putting out little models of oil rigs

How about a magnetic oil rig for the car with the words "drill here, drill now".

(I'm tired of the ribbons now anyways)