A fair question.
Conservatives value tradition, family, religion, Texas, sovereignty and small government. Conservatives despise bullies, tyrants, government intrusion, enslavement, and intimidation.
Conservatives built this nation, raised my children, made a success of my company, and freed millions of people of other nations.
It is ironic that although you confess to not knowing what conservatives do, you do find us laughable.
I find your haughtiness laughable. I am a conservative. But I choose to live in the real world. And what I see is a country that is no longer a predominantly right wing country. The demographics have changed. You can sit and fulminate in your self-righteousness, or you can work towards a better country. I don't believe that sitting back and bitching and whining is an option. But that's just me...
We have the candidate we have. And if you truly, honestly, believe there is no difference between McCain and Obama, then there's nothing anyone can say to you. But if you do, then you have no credibility...
I wish I lived in Texas. Texas gals are hot.