[blam]

"There’s an employee at my local Wal-mart named “Acquanetta.” "

That's outrageously funny.

How about Dranoquois.

[Tax-chick]

This is for real. She’s a shift supervisor, and we’ve seen her often, since we’re extremely-regulars at the very convenient Wal-mart.

[MARTIAL MONK]

There are a lot of Acquinettas running around, named for Burnu Acquinetta who starred in some of the Tarzan movies. She went by her last name. I met her when she was married to a car dealer named Jack Ross. An incredibly nice lady but whacked.

She gave huge amounts to charity but she was a kleptomaniac. Store clerks near her husband's dealership would follow her around and write down everything that she stole and submit a monthly bill to her husband who always promptly paid.