To: Tax-chick
Medical histories in urban emergency rooms also include diseases such as:
Fireballs in the Eucharist = Fibroids in the Uterus
Smilin' Mighty Jesus = Spinal meningitis
To: johniegrad
I’ll have to take that on faith :-).
44 posted on
07/27/2008 5:42:29 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
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To: johniegrad
I know a teacher who got a note from a mother explaining her son missing school. “He injured his tentacles.” True story.
47 posted on
07/27/2008 5:59:25 PM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: johniegrad
True story: My wife was a big city ER nurse. She had to interview an ethnic lady, and one question on the list was “Are you sexually active.”
Her answer was, “No, I just lies there.”
Certified 100% true ER story.
66 posted on
07/27/2008 8:32:43 PM PDT by
Travis McGee
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