Attn FReepers: Click here to see who's NOT donating! [Qtr 3 '08 Freepathon thread vii]

Your short time away was noticed by more people than me.Sure glad you are back!!!!!!!!!............

941 posted on 07/29/2008 5:49:14 PM PDT by GitmoSailor (AZ Cold War Veteran==Keep FR free donate today==NOBAMA==FairnessDoctrine on FR????)

To: jazusamo; GitmoSailor; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Allegra; Daffynition; Lucky9teen; ...

I'm voting Democrat because…

I know that the guy with only 143 days experience

is the most qualified for the job.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe the government will do a better job

of spending the money I earn than I would..

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe white people need to spend their time

at the back of the bus.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals

need to rewrite the Constitution every few days

to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER

get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more

is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil

we are sitting on in THIS country.

We wouldn't want to have to move a couple

of polar bears now would we?

I'm voting Democrat because…

when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad

guys will stop what they're doing because

they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I like it when planes fly into buildings full of

civilians.. I want to see more of that.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I don't want a stimulus check to spend.

Let the government spend it for me.

I'm voting Democrat because…

Freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever

I want. I'm going to marry my TV.

I'm voting Democrat because…

It's important that we keep all

death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I don't want to eat poison food and drink

dirty water. We all know Republicans love

that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left

wing country in the World ( China ) is the

most polluted?

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that when the terrorists don't have

to hide from us over there and as a result come

over here I don't want to have any guns in

the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that churches should only be

allowed for political speeches.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that business should not be allowed

to make profits for themselves. They need to

break even and give the rest away to the employees.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that I don't want Doctors who were

at the top of their classes to operate on me.

I want a government employee who makes

$50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor

or an engineer to do it.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will

rain on Fri day CAN tell us that the polar ice caps

will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving

a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.

942 posted on 07/29/2008 5:56:46 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

To: Jim Robinson; All

THANK YOU!!

NORTH CAROLINA
OLD NORTH STATE

943 posted on 07/29/2008 6:04:58 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

LOL

Absolutely great, Lady Jag. Thank you for sharing that here.

Bump Bomp bimp bump

944 posted on 07/29/2008 6:05:28 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)

Gotta keep it out there with all these dumb sheep around.

945 posted on 07/29/2008 6:08:57 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

Yikes! When I first saw that I thought what the heck is this doing here. LOL

Good one.

946 posted on 07/29/2008 6:10:27 PM PDT by jazusamo (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)

Woo hoo!!

Just in:

$100 from Idaho
$10 from Florida

Thank you Idaho and Florida!!

947 posted on 07/29/2008 6:16:46 PM PDT by Jim Robinson

To: jazusamo; RedRover; smoothsailing

We still have to get rid of this jurk Murtha!!!!..

948 posted on 07/29/2008 6:19:17 PM PDT by GitmoSailor (AZ Cold War Veteran==Keep FR free donate today==NOBAMA==FairnessDoctrine on FR????)

Well ..... you have me fooled until I scrolled down to see who had posted it.

Thanks for all you do on these threads.

949 posted on 07/29/2008 6:39:44 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged; and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

950 posted on 07/29/2008 6:46:15 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

LOL

Yep .... I had your post pegged as a mole ...

951 posted on 07/29/2008 6:55:17 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)

THANK YOU!!

NORTH DAKOTA
THE ROUGH RIDER STATE

952 posted on 07/29/2008 6:58:22 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

To: All; Lady Jag

ENTER THE GO-FOR-BARACK LIMERICK CONTEST NOW!!!

There are two limericks in need of an ending on post #901. Add you own last lines. If you're a WINNER, a cash prize will be donated in your name to this Freepathon.

For inspiration, take a gander at posts #863 and 906 for two of the funniest portraits of Obama bin Napoleon you'll ever see.....thanks to our resident graphics genious, Lady Jag.

The contest ends Thursday night. Winner and their winning entries will be posted on Friday night.

Remember, your entitled to two entries for each of the sample limericks. So get busy and win immortality in the Freeper Contest Hall of Plame!!!!!

MinuteGal

953 posted on 07/29/2008 7:03:11 PM PDT by MinuteGal (A Hottie Contest In Progress on Freepathon Thread. See #'s 665, 668 & 838. Be a WINNER for FR!)

954 posted on 07/29/2008 7:04:19 PM PDT by gpapa (Give to FR 'til it hurts!)

What would be a baroque Barack?

955 posted on 07/29/2008 7:05:05 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

956 posted on 07/29/2008 7:07:46 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

THANK YOU!!

SOUTH CAROLINA
THE PALMETTO STATE

957 posted on 07/29/2008 7:16:47 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

You now have the Helm!

MOVIE TIME

Tonights movie (In hangerbay one) will be "MANDINGO" James Mason, 1975.

Good night crew.

958 posted on 07/29/2008 7:20:08 PM PDT by GitmoSailor (AZ Cold War Veteran==Keep FR free donate today==NOBAMA==FairnessDoctrine on FR????)

Mandigo. You have seen it before, you know . . .

959 posted on 07/29/2008 7:25:56 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

THANK YOU!!

WISCONSIN
THE CHEESE STATE

960 posted on 07/29/2008 7:37:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

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