[mainepatsfan]

Ich glaube, Obama hat in die hosen geschissen.

Sie sollten hoffen, dass der Vermittler Deutsch nicht spricht.

[Night Hides Not]

It's been over 25 years since my tour in Germany ended, and I need a bit of help. What's the German translation for:

Umm, unnk, you know, umm, ummm, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know, unnk, you know?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I used a variation on that as my tagline for months. I got it from Til Eulenspiegel.