[NRA1995]

Tie each one to a barn door, flog him till his back is raw meat, then give his back a salt-water bath.

[umgud]

Blowtorch to the nads.

[Secret Agent Man]

I’d say instead of salt water bath (may pass out), strap them down, back up, and for the next 24 hours, saltwater Chinese water torture. Don’t know which spot of the back gets it next. Probably not enough pain to pass out, but enough to really make them wish they’d pass out.

[Tannerone]

Great Plan! My Granddad removed the lead pellets from 12 ga and reloaded with rock salt. After the third attempted theft on his vegetable garden the word got around. No more attempted theft and salt wounds hurt like hell for a long time.