[brooklyn dave]

Good idea! Add in a bottle of Ripple as well! Most people being lazy would just throw it next to Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.

[WVKayaker]

I believe in creative solutions. In addition to the bacon wrapping, and having your companion dog, there should ALWAYS be a good Christian tract along side a Bible.

Take the time to reward their efforts, with some of your own.

Oh, yeah, bandage your right hand, and offer your left to shake with their right hands. Just don't shake THEIR left hand! You don't want to know why!

Substitute America for Canada in caption...