What you're doing to the Bible is the equivalent of looking at a cloud and seeing a fluffy bunny. It is itself born suspect.
Apparently you are an inerrantist, so I don't think there's much more to say. NO evidence, no matter how valid, can convince you of anything since it must be dismissed if it disagrees with the Bible. I just can't talk science with a person like that because the worldview is anathema to science.
Certainly no more than yours!