Why is that funny?
What do you do when you get bored with sitting outside a courthouse waiting to testify to a grand jury?
If you are Teresa Jeffs, you climb a towering live oak.
Teresa, the 16-year-old daughter of FLDS leader Warren S. Jeffs, got four women and several attorneys to help her haul a picnic table over to the tree. Despite her long blue dress, Teresa clambered up and found a nice branch where she perched about 30-feet off the ground.
It's been that kind of day. Not much to do but wait. Or check out the view from several stories above ground.
A physician...cannot tell if a woman is a virgin. Based the absence of a hymen....
That isn't "proof" of anything.