"Running naked, bloodied, with a hard-on and a knife is no way to go through life, son."
(With sincerest apologies to John Vernon)
One of my fave Dirty Harry quotes:
Chief of Police: “Callahan, there’s a report that you shot an unarmed, naked man and you;re supposed to find the rapist killer, what have you got to say about that?”
Harry callahan: “Well the reason why I shot him was because he was running naked with a knife, all bloodied and had a hard-on...yeah, I shot him alright.’
No one, abolutely no one puts ketchup on a hotdog.
"Running naked, bloodied, with a hard-on and a knife is no way to go through life, son."
(With sincerest apologies to John Vernon)
My favorite:
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don’t want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that’s my policy
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Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!