“’Scuse me while I kiss this guy.” J. Hendrix
Jimi may never have sang these words but he DID sing “’Scuse me while I kiss THAT guy.” in at least one concert (recordings of it exist).
“Carry a laser down the road that I must travel”
— Mister Mister
(Real lyrics: “Kyrie elason down this road that I must travel.”)
I seriously thought they were singing this.