'Aliens' Ogled My Teen Daughters! (victim's father wants to start new govt agency)

Yahoo News ^ | May 31, 2008 | Benjamin Radford

[Clintonfatigued]

A Denver man named Jeff Peckman wants to spend $75,000 in taxpayer money to deal with aliens, and not the illegal kind. He wants the City of Denver to create an "Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission" that would handle the problem of alien encounters. It's unclear what, exactly, that is, but perhaps those who have been anally probed by aliens would receive counseling or victims' assistance funds.

But here's where the story gets strange.

To publicize his efforts, Peckman held a press conference on May 30 announcing that he had definitive proof of alien visitation. This came in the form of a short video clip shot in Nebraska by a man named Stan Romanek in July 2003. At the time, Romanek was concerned that neighborhood Peeping Toms were looking at his teenage daughters. The best solution Romanek could think of was to place a video camera inside the house, aimed at a window. He taped several nights, and to his shock and amazement, the Peeping Tom was not a horny local teen but instead an extraterrestrial! Yes, Romanek claims that an alien traveled across the universe to stop by his house and look through his window at his daughters.

[Clintonfatigued]

Which branch of government does he want this proposed program to be run by?

[gitmo]

Alien: Amazing. Only two b**bs.

[RichInOC]

Earth girls are easy. Everyone knows that.

[NonValueAdded]

"Guys, guys, my dad is on to us. He set up a web cam. But you know how he is, watching the x-files constantly, listening to that crazy radio show every night. Wait a minute, I think I have an idea on how we can really play a great trick on him ..."

[MaryFromMichigan]

Aliens?
Wouldn’t it be more politically correct to refer to them as undocumented outer space visitors?

[Tribune7]

Hello Baton Rouge
Won't you turn your radio down
Respect the seven second delay we use

So you say there's a race
Of men in the trees
You're for tough legislation
Thanks for calling
I wait all night for calls like these

[airforceF4]

OK. Jeff & Stan: Close your windows and teach your children how not to be Teens. Good Luck, BTW—quit staring at the girls.

[martin_fierro]

Aliens pretty much ogle everything.

They can't help it.

[SandRat]

[ReignOfError]

Contact mulderf@fbi.gov.

[ReignOfError]

Jeez. What a crybaby. He’s all upset over a little peeping? Back in the day, it didn’t even count as an alien visitation unless there was anal probing.

[StolarStorm]

I know this is completely nuts, but when I was 5 years old I saw something almost exactly like what is shown in the video peering at me through a window.

I woke up, saw it, ran into my parent's room and told them that I saw a "little man with huge eyes" looking at me through the windows. This was before I'd ever been exposed to any sort of "alien" movie.

[dfwgator]

[neodad]

perhaps those who have been anally probed by aliens would receive counseling or victims' assistance funds.

LOL! Go to San Francisco. They'll fit right in.

[ExTexasRedhead]

IMO, he needs to contact Osama Obama or Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Harry Reid or any other Liberal in Congress. I’m sure they have the expertise that can handle this type of national emergency.

[Unknowing]

Just the Denver municipal goobermint.

[BerryDingle]

Self explanatory.

[bill1952]

Hasn’t that democrat nut Kucinich claimed to have encountered the mother ship?

[Always Right]

These aliens could probably get driver’s licenses in California.