[Charles Henrickson]

OKAY OKAY NOW THAT HE HAS LEFT THAT CHURCH WE ALL NEED TO PICK A NEW CHURCH FOR HIM!!!! ANY SUGGESTIONS?

He can come and join my church--I'm the pastor--as long as he agrees to tithe.

Of course, the first thing I'd do is put him under discipline for helping to kill babies. . . .

Barry can be in charge of waffles at the potluck.

[Paul Heinzman]

LOL! I hear his waffles fetch a high price on ebay; twelve grand, IIRC.

I imagine he would tithe, but don't extend the invitation to Hillary. If she tithes like she tips, you'll begin finding a quarter and the occasional pantsuit button in the collection plate.