[Randy Larsen]

I think my back went out!

Old age and experience will overcome youth and exuberance!

I Hope!

If not...

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance...

Baffle ‘em with Bull$hit!

[bannie]

Ouch! Then we won't have to smack you. Your body's handlin’ things for us.
That's age for ya’. It's against us!

There's some old adage about your youthful face is a gift but when you get old, you're stuck with the face you deserve.

I guess that can hold true for one's physical condition to an even greater extent!