[South40]

and succeed only in blowing themselves up, or setting themselves on fire, or their explosives refuse to do the decent thing and explode

Really?

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Even a blind mohammedan pig finds an acorn once in a while.

[M203M4]

Yup, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/uk/05/london_blasts/victims/default.stm.

The TROP murdered 52 and critically wounded 20. But, as in America, the terrorists failed in their primary psychological and political objectives. The recent slate of dismal performances in the very execution of terrorist activities only reinforces their failure.