Nope, you are just so ridiclous its not worth the effort. Watch out for those commies. You never know where they might be lurking. Some posting on here might be as close as next door. Have you informed your neighborhood watch captain? Maybe a flyer would be better to inform your neighbors. I mean, why limit yourself to postings here? Or have you taken care of that already?
Anyhow, we are not going anywhere with this so, have a nice day.