Whosoever shall be guilty of Rape, Polygamy, or Sodomy with man or woman shall be punished, if a man, by castration, if a woman, by cutting thro' the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch diameter at the least. - Bill Number 64, authored by [Thomas] Jefferson and "Reported by the Committee of Advisors, 18 June 1779"
I believe the word you're looking for is "Oops."
Delicious nugget. Thanks. I'm so gonna use that.