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To: Kickass Conservative

I’m going to marry my gun and take it everywhere I go. If I can take my wife to a school or courtroom, I oughta be able to take my gun since I’m married to her.


34 posted on 05/15/2008 10:22:54 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (You like Samurai swords? I like baseball!)
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To: CholeraJoe
I’m going to marry my gun and take it everywhere I go. If I can take my wife to a school or courtroom, I oughta be able to take my gun since I’m married to her.

Ummmmm, which gun do I marry?

So many choices....

43 posted on 05/15/2008 10:27:19 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Molon Labe)
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To: CholeraJoe
If you're already married to your wife, and then marry your gun, doesn't that make you a polygamist?
98 posted on 05/15/2008 12:31:42 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Soldier home after 15 months in the Triangle of death)
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To: CholeraJoe
I’m going to marry my gun and take it everywhere I go. If I can take my wife to a school or courtroom, I oughta be able to take my gun since I’m married to her.

I'm thinking of getting married to a box of hand grenades.

305 posted on 05/15/2008 5:38:01 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham ("The land of the Free...Because of the Brave")
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To: CholeraJoe
I’m going to marry my gun and take it everywhere I go

Is it possible to marry an inanimate object? Does your gun have feelings? Can we have another 170-page decision on this please...

472 posted on 05/16/2008 6:34:34 AM PDT by John123 (Obama said that he has been in 57 states. I will now light myself on fire...)
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