Wow, “Bar Bell Boy”, that’s a good one! My banking brethren and doctor/attorney pals would crack up at that one!
Actually, I prefer isometric exercises rather than bar bells and free weights—keeps me lean and strong, without getting bulky.
Maybe you need to try exercise sometime yourself. It might help you be less uptight, cranky, and IRS-agent-like... Then maybe you could enjoy life just a teensy, itsy-bitsy tad outside the rules.
Perhaps some of your banking, medical and legal brethern can supplement your profile.
If you were a college athlete, then apparently you never understood that games have rules.
Thanks for the exercise tip, I will be sure to factor that in to my running, weight lifting, golf and softball programs when I get time.