“Personally, I’m off to KILL some plants known as weeds. (Sure hope I didn’t hurt their feelings calling them “weeds”...LOL)”
Ditto, it’s Saturday morning and I’m off to commit a plant holocaust on the Chinese Elm in my front yard. There must be at least 1.3Billion leaves that are going to die as a part of my clipper-led final solution...I’m taking no prisoners. I’ll “leave” this world having forever been cast as “Towed_Jumper Eichmann.”
sheesh.../s
I was headed out to do some “honey do” projects in the yard myself. As I read this, I kept thinking ok, where is the punch line, surly its around here somewhere. I honestly am speechless. I swear, my self esteem is taking a huge hit. I won’t be able to even walk on my grass without feeling guilt.
My morality paradigm is shifting drastically.