Luther Burbank, criminal? Messing with a plant's dignity !
Luther Burbank, criminal? Messing with a plant's dignity !
...and his Unindicted Co-Conspirator:
That pales beside the crimes against plants perpetrated by George Washington Carver. He stuffed live peanuts into a *grinding* machine. Today, he'd be paying for those atrocities with his life, just like Saddam!
Hmm. I've got a sudden craving for peanut butter.