[shankbear]

Big ass bombs work quite well. Kill these punk puke thugs dead.

[Rudder]

Warships would be authorised to use “all necessary means” to repress acts of piracy

The UN finally authorizes nukes.

[BluH2o]

What needs to be done by the UN ... set up the equivalent of WWII German Q-boats. Basically commercial steamers plying the oceanic trade routes of the world that were armed to take out targets of opportunity. These vessels with their weaponry hidden, at the last minutes of an encounter with a enemy vessel at sea, would throw off the covering and blast the hell out of an unsuspecting target.
Send a few of these vessels thru Somali and Horn of Africa waters ... kill a large number of these renegade pirates and I assure you the problem goes away.

[fedupjohn]

OK, do it!!

[taxesareforever]

If the pirates were girls the UN would be their immediately.

[C210N]

freed unharmed at the weekend after a $1.2m (€770,000, £606,000) ransom was paid...

I couldn't care less how much money was paid - it would be fine and dandy to give them a billion £'s or a zillion $'s... as long as the pirates lives were terminated within 24 hours, and the money taken back.

[Spirochete]

UN wants to get tough on Somali pirates

Draft a resolution to study the problem.

[Whispering Smith]

Seems to me that Thomas Jefferson faced a similar problem. He sent in the Marines.

[jimfree]

The UN wants to get tough with inconvenient pirates. They play kiss kiss with those that serve their world government aims.

[Cyber Liberty]

Earlier this month French forces captured six hijackers of a French yacht after pursuing them on to land and recovering a reported $2m ransom. The pirates were taken to France, where they are awaiting trial.

When it comes to kicking African ass, the Europeans have no peers.

[Tzimisce]

“We will become very angry and write you a strong letter.”

-Hans Blix, ‘Team America: World Police’

[Chode]

they want to send them a stern letter, but don't know their address...