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To: Raycpa
I love chocolate ice cream.

My wife love’s vanilla ice cream.

Therefore, ice cream does not exist.

 

So, God makes two flavours of Himself, and expects both to exist without conflict.


Take your chocolate ice-cream. Mix it with the vanilla. You will neither have chocolate, nor vanilla.

59 posted on 04/27/2008 6:22:57 AM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: CarrotAndStick
Take your chocolate ice-cream. Mix it with the vanilla. You will neither have chocolate, nor vanilla.

You see. You proved your own theorem is in error. Ice cream exists when we have parallel beliefs about which is best.

64 posted on 04/27/2008 6:28:00 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: CarrotAndStick
You make about as much sense as my 6 year old grandson. He likes to catch fish, but can't, shut up long enough to know when he's lost one and is now just snagged on a branch.

I prefer vanilla, myself, with hershey's chocolate syrup/

67 posted on 04/27/2008 6:29:32 AM PDT by WVKayaker ( "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome..." I. Asimov)
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