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To: Soliton

god created us in his image... flatulence was a way for man to amuse himself before he learned how to make gameboys... evidence in the painting of god having his finger pulled by adam...

as for hernias... i am doing extensive research compiling lots of taxpayers money which shows that men suffer more hernias than women because they lift heavier things...

as for hiccups... again... god thinks of everything... how else could an ignorant man know when he has had too much to drink...

teeman


18 posted on 04/27/2008 4:22:59 AM PDT by teeman8r
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To: teeman8r

and birds are flightless because they choose to be... god gave them wings for man to barbecue them and cause flatulence...

t


20 posted on 04/27/2008 4:25:41 AM PDT by teeman8r
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To: teeman8r

Only God knows why we have an appendix.

Even in our language, it’s something leftover.


121 posted on 04/27/2008 9:38:24 AM PDT by wildbill
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