Goodbye Little League...who is going to watch the playground?
Frankly, this makes no sense to me. "viewing?"
How about a lifeguard?
"Honest officer, he looked at me real hard."
A FELONY? Say what????
No more witnesses to juvenile crime, because it is a FELONY to look?
The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
Exactly. Now you're considered a perv if you stop to watch Pee Wee Baseball but you don't have a kid playing.
They took it over a long time ago. While we weren't looking.