However, while rummaging through the attic of the old Van Buren homestead in Kinderhook, NY, I did find leather-bound folios full of old French quatrains. In the hope that they contained valuable info about the lottery, I gave them to a French-Canadian guy I know, Jean-Guy LaBrecque, to translate, but he mistakenly used them as kindling for his sugar boiler.
Later that very day, I won $2 on a scratcher. So I take his prediction about Algonquin J. Obama quite seriously.
He predicted you’d past that.
(Actually predicted my response to your post. However, he missed the whole steroid scandal in Major League Baseball...)