Let it go to $5. per gallon.
Lock your doors and let the good times roll.
Two words..
Gas Riots.
Gas is the new bread..
The third is just to tell the greens to take a flying leap and drill away everywhere. But it lacks the poetry of the others.
The second is to have the USN announce slight "carrying charges" for every oil tanker that wants to transit any sea without meeting an SSN.
The third and my personal favorite, in the turnabout as fair play category, is for the US to sit down with a few other countries like Poland, Ukraine, Brazil, Canada and Australia, and organize a food exporters collective. Announce unilateral price hikes of 800% on all forms of food. Also announce that not a single grain will be donated to anybody for any reason, humanity be damned. If the world wants to eat, it can pay our oil import bill for the last 10 years the day after tomorrow. If they don't like it, they can starve, or see how their oil tastes on toast.
The third is my favorite.