[humblegunner]

I am asking you if you ever read your scriptures?

Why, yes! I certainly have!

I found nothing there, however, to explain your inability
to form a coherent sentence or to write proper English.

Maybe if I had a magic Joe Smith seeing-stone and some magic underpants I would grasp your brilliance.

[glock rocks]

You’d still have to know the secret handshake to get through the curtain.