[Billthedrill]

If, however, you can legally prove that you are a Navy veteran, you have a documented blood alcohol level of 0.14 ** and ..... this is crucial ..... you begin your story with the phrase, "Now this is a no sh!tter", then you are protected from legal consequences by the "Sea Story Clause" of said act.

Absolutely! That clause has saved me from jail...say, did you hear about how I shot down Richtofen over Pork Chop Hill?

[Polybius]

Absolutely! That clause has saved me from jail...say, did you hear about how I shot down Richtofen over Pork Chop Hill?

Mr. Bill, Naval Criminal Investigative Service has received a report that you have been telling sea stories without the required "This is a no shitter!" phraseology. Be advised that this is unauthorized and any future violations will be prosecuted.

[Brucifer]

“Absolutely! That clause has saved me from jail...say, did you hear about how I shot down Richtofen over Pork Chop Hill?”

LOL!