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CERN to Morons: Large Hadron Collider Won't Destroy Earth. Morons.
Gizmodo ^
| 3/31/08
Posted on 04/03/2008 12:48:33 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker
“A year from now, the world will still be here.”
Of course!
But what he conveniently fails to mention is that it would take a micro black hole slightly OVER a year to swallow enough mass to become a threat to the planet.
;)
To: PetroniusMaximus
Petronius,
After a post like that, we must report...
Morons: 1
CERN: 0
To: LibWhacker
This is stupid. Everyone knows that the Universe ends as a result of new fuel tested by the Tralfamadorians, not humans. Duh!
To: LibWhacker
a micro black hole gobbling up everything unstoppably, while a strangelet (a hypothetical clump of particles including strange quarks) may run amok converting all nearby matter into strange matter, also wrecking the Earth Best description of the 2008 election yet!
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posted on
04/03/2008 1:03:14 AM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
("I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good president." - John McCain)
To: PetroniusMaximus
Wait a second!
How are you posting to me with my own screen name?!?!?!?!
To: PetroniusMaximus
“How are you posting to me with my own screen name?!?!?!?!”
Simple!
Time travel.
To: PetroniusMaximus
I’m pretty sure this is what causes duplicate posts, too.
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posted on
04/03/2008 1:10:15 AM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
("I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good president." - John McCain)
To: PetroniusMaximus
Sorry. Should have pinged both of you...
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posted on
04/03/2008 1:21:45 AM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
("I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good president." - John McCain)
To: LibWhacker
I just hope they do not fire this off on Dec 21,2012.
To: microgood
Hm, isn’t that the end of the Mayan Long Count?
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posted on
04/03/2008 1:39:32 AM PDT
by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: LibWhacker
But my pet rock can be very dangerous, if mishandled.
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posted on
04/03/2008 1:44:02 AM PDT
by
Waco
To: Spktyr
Hm, isn’t that the end of the Mayan Long Count?
Yep. Things could be a little unstable that day.
To: PetroniusMaximus
Time travel ?
I travel through time every time I post. One moment, I’m in Pacific. Another, I’m back in Central.
FR is a space-time wormhole continuum all unto itself.
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posted on
04/03/2008 2:08:11 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~~~***Just say NO to the "O"***~~~)
To: LibWhacker
CERN said it will pay damages if the earth is swallowed up by a black hole.
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posted on
04/03/2008 2:29:54 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: LibWhacker
Of course it will be a disaster!
Factor in the aliens of the demonic deception arrayed outside our multiverse just awaiting to land and institute the anti-Christ.
The Illuminati and Bilderbergs along with the Club of Rome and the CFR got the technology from the great high Alien OverLord in area 54 (or 40) and now, just when we use it, they will take over. /s
(just kidding)
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posted on
04/03/2008 2:31:36 AM PDT
by
OpusatFR
To: LibWhacker
it should be safe, they used extra duct tape on all of the big pipes
LHC
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posted on
04/03/2008 2:36:29 AM PDT
by
greedo
To: EternalVigilance
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posted on
04/03/2008 2:37:28 AM PDT
by
13Sisters76
("It is amazing how many people mistake a certain hip snideness for sophistication. " Thos. Sowell)
To: LibWhacker
Strange quarks running amok is a definitely possibility. Since no party affiliation was mentioned, they are sure to be Democrats.
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posted on
04/03/2008 2:41:50 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
To: PetroniusMaximus
Simple! Time travel.
Actually this is a bit troubling.
Either:
A) Time travel is impossible because no one has come back to tell us it isn't.
-or-
B) CERN really does blow up the world in a few weeks.
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posted on
04/03/2008 2:45:01 AM PDT
by
NY.SS-Bar9
(DR #1692)
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