Sassy has sticks. She loves sticks & chases the boys with them. She also loves rocks & has stashes of them at our campground to toss at boys. Some times I really think she is going to be a real handful of trouble when she gets older. But she has the brothers & her daddy to deal with. I pity her 1st boyfriend.
Maybe you could buy boyfriend insurance? Get the Comprehensive Life & Catastrophic Injury policy. Don't let lawsuits ruin your life. ;^P