“The kind of person who would go from uncorroborated accusations straight to strip searches should be parking cars for a living;”
Not my car, although I will exercise my baseball bat on them.
Parking a car might very well be too good a job on them. But these are the kind of people robert supports for some reason. What can I say? He must really enjoy cheering for the underdog, because I can't see how you can call yourself a conservative and back what this administrator did.