[Triple]

It has been reported that you have 12 guage shotgun shells concealed in your rectum. Please report to the nearest police station for a strip search - for your safety and the safety of society.

/absurd (i think)

[robertpaulsen]

"It has been reported that you have 12 guage shotgun shells concealed in your rectum."

And it pleases me greatly to hear that you're standing behind me throughout this whole ordeal.