Funny, I just got off the phone with IHOP. They tell me there is missing bottle of strawberry syrup. I heard that RP took it. We need a strip search to look for it. Someone else said that Mojave might had told him to take it. I guess we need another strip search. The right of a conspiracy of Freepers to make arbitrary regulations shouldn't be overridden by this silly thing we call the US Constitution you know.
I heard that rumor too. That is definitely enough corroboration for a strip search. I don’t want to be there myself. Maybe some other FReeper will volunteer.
Let’s see: gerbils, Preparation-H, rubber sheets, cooking oil and now purloined IHop brand strawberry syrup...hmmmm......Why would the authoritarianists need that odd assortment of items?