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The School Crotch Inspector - Fighting the Advil menace, one strip search at a time
Reason ^ | April 2, 2008 | Jacob Sullum

Posted on 04/02/2008 3:39:20 PM PDT by neverdem

There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who think it's perfectly reasonable to strip-search a 13-year-old girl suspected of bringing ibuprofen to school, and the kind who think those people should be kept as far away from children as possible. The first group includes officials at Safford Middle School in Safford, Arizona, who in 2003 forced eighth-grader Savana Redding to prove she was not concealing Advil in her crotch or cleavage.

It also includes two judges on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit, who last fall ruled that the strip search did not violate Savana's Fourth Amendment rights. The full court, which recently heard oral arguments in the case, now has an opportunity to overturn that decision and vote against a legal environment in which schoolchildren are conditioned to believe government agents have the authority to subject people to invasive, humiliating searches on the slightest pretext.

Safford Middle School has a "zero tolerance" policy that prohibits possession of all drugs, including not just alcohol and illegal intoxicants but prescription medications and over-the-counter remedies, "except those for which permission to use in school has been granted." In October 2003, acting on a tip, Vice Principal Kerry Wilson found a few 400-milligram ibuprofen pills (each equivalent to two over-the-counter tablets) and one nonprescription naproxen tablet in the pockets of a student named Marissa, who claimed Savana was her source.

Savana, an honors student with no history of disciplinary trouble or drug problems, said she didn't know anything about the pills and agreed to a search of her backpack, which turned up nothing incriminating. Wilson nevertheless instructed a female secretary to strip-search Savana under the school nurse's supervision, without even bothering to contact the girl's mother.

The secretary had Savana take off all her clothing except her underwear. Then she told her to "pull her bra out and to the side and shake it, exposing her breasts," and "pull her underwear out at the crotch and shake it, exposing her pelvic area." Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between drug warriors and child molesters.

"I was embarrassed and scared," Savana said in an affidavit, "but felt I would be in more trouble if I did not do what they asked. I held my head down so they could not see I was about to cry." She called it "the most humiliating experience I have ever had." Later, she recalled, the principal, Robert Beeman, said "he did not think the strip search was a big deal because they did not find anything."

The U.S. Supreme Court has held that a public school official's search of a student is constitutional if it is "justified at its inception" and "reasonably related in scope to the circumstances which justified the interference in the first place." This search was neither.

When Wilson ordered the search, the only evidence that Savana had violated school policy was the uncorroborated accusation from Marissa, who was in trouble herself and eager to shift the blame. Even Marissa (who had pills in her pockets, not her underwear) did not claim that Savana currently possessed any pills, let alone that she had hidden them under her clothes.

Savana, who was closely supervised after Wilson approached her, did not have an opportunity to stash contraband. As the American Civil Liberties Union puts it, "There was no reason to suspect that a thirteen-year-old honor-roll student with a clean disciplinary record had adopted drug-smuggling practices associated with international narcotrafficking, or to suppose that other middle-school students would willingly consume ibuprofen that was stored in another student's crotch."

The invasiveness of the search also has to be weighed against the evil it was aimed at preventing. "Remember," the school district's lawyer recently told ABC News by way of justification, "this was prescription-strength ibuprofen." It's a good thing the school took swift action, before anyone got unauthorized relief from menstrual cramps.

© Copyright 2008 by Creators Syndicate Inc.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: advil; arth; ashredux; authoritarianism; healthnazis; homeschoolingisgood; nannystate; publicschool; schooldiscipline; stripsearch; teens; twoequalsthree; wod; wodlist; zot
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To: TigersEye

What you don’t like goats? nahahahaha?


461 posted on 04/04/2008 9:10:38 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT)
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To: AndyJackson

I used to use the rubber bands to shoot paper clip halves at a hated teacher’s butt. She never figured out who was doing it. The other kids were afraid of me and wouldn’t snitch. Check the Bobby memorial tagline I have.


462 posted on 04/04/2008 9:11:16 PM PDT by 50mm (Stomp on innocent's head. Knock down door. Apply for warrant. Find probable cause. Kiss the swastika)
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To: pandoraou812; TigersEye

Okay you two. Get a room! ;-)


463 posted on 04/04/2008 9:12:45 PM PDT by 50mm (Stomp on innocent's head. Knock down door. Apply for warrant. Find probable cause. Kiss the swastika)
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To: metmom; 50mm

**** gloat gloat gloat *****


464 posted on 04/04/2008 9:16:10 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Sparticus

One more incremental step toward taking away parental control and training kids to accept a totalitarian state.

Give this man a cigar , someone here knows what this is really about !


465 posted on 04/04/2008 9:20:16 PM PDT by sonic109
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To: AndyJackson

Do you remember the pens that used disposable cartridges that were soft plastic cylinders? We cut the ends off and made tiny blow guns out of them. The darts were made from pins inserted through little cones of Scotch tape. We went too far when we shot some girls in the butt with them in class. No lawyers, parents or cops though. They just moved two of us to different classes leaving two of the other bad seeds there. Sixth grade just wasn’t the same after that. It was a whole lot better for that first year teacher though. How he got all four of us to begin with I’ll never know.


466 posted on 04/04/2008 9:20:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (Beijing 2008 - Berlin 1936. Olympics staged for murdering tyrant regimes.)
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To: AndyJackson; TigersEye; pandoraou812
I guess you do get the credit for getting the constitution shredder booted! Congratulations! Here's your prize:

They're Pez dispensers recovered after a strip search of Bobby's kid's skivvies.

467 posted on 04/04/2008 9:20:38 PM PDT by 50mm (Stomp on innocent's head. Knock down door. Apply for warrant. Find probable cause. Kiss the swastika)
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To: 50mm; pandoraou812
Hey, I thought you were in on this thread hijacking with us.
You're the one with the big pistole!
468 posted on 04/04/2008 9:22:54 PM PDT by TigersEye (Beijing 2008 - Berlin 1936. Olympics staged for murdering tyrant regimes.)
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To: TigersEye

Not anymore. We’re back to serious business here. We’re talking constitution bashing and Pez dispensers.


469 posted on 04/04/2008 9:24:41 PM PDT by 50mm (Stomp on innocent's head. Knock down door. Apply for warrant. Find probable cause. Kiss the swastika)
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To: 50mm

I’m thinking that Darth Vader dispenser was his own. ;^)


470 posted on 04/04/2008 9:27:17 PM PDT by TigersEye (Beijing 2008 - Berlin 1936. Olympics staged for murdering tyrant regimes.)
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To: 50mm

And see? in less than three seconds I fell right in line with you. :-)


471 posted on 04/04/2008 9:28:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (Beijing 2008 - Berlin 1936. Olympics staged for murdering tyrant regimes.)
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To: TigersEye
Don't think so. "Marital aids" like this are more up Bobby's "alley":

Large plug

472 posted on 04/04/2008 9:31:13 PM PDT by 50mm (Stomp on innocent's head. Knock down door. Apply for warrant. Find probable cause. Kiss the swastika)
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To: TigersEye

I don’t think you want in my line. I’m getting tired and slap-happy. See the previous post.


473 posted on 04/04/2008 9:32:40 PM PDT by 50mm (Stomp on innocent's head. Knock down door. Apply for warrant. Find probable cause. Kiss the swastika)
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To: pandoraou812

After a couple of months with me Sassy is the one that won’t like goats.


474 posted on 04/04/2008 9:34:30 PM PDT by TigersEye (Beijing 2008 - Berlin 1936. Olympics staged for murdering tyrant regimes.)
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To: 50mm

Nope, no comment. Wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture.


475 posted on 04/04/2008 9:36:28 PM PDT by TigersEye (Beijing 2008 - Berlin 1936. Olympics staged for murdering tyrant regimes.)
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To: TigersEye

I’m so embarrassed! (Face turning red) /sarc


476 posted on 04/04/2008 9:39:43 PM PDT by 50mm (Stomp on innocent's head. Knock down door. Apply for warrant. Find probable cause. Kiss the swastika)
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To: 50mm

Frankly I think we’re being selfish. Do you know how many WOD list FReepers and banglist FReepers would like to get in on this? Especially on a Friday night? It deserves its own thread but that probably wouldn’t fly with the mods. It would get hits though.


477 posted on 04/04/2008 9:46:52 PM PDT by TigersEye (Beijing 2008 - Berlin 1936. Olympics staged for murdering tyrant regimes.)
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To: TigersEye

Can you ping the WOD and banglist?


478 posted on 04/04/2008 9:52:25 PM PDT by 50mm (I love the smell of napalm in the morning....It smells like victory!)
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To: TigersEye

He got all 4 of you at one time? hahaha Guess you weren’t too slick. I can’t imagine you doing that TE, I really can’t. Did he call your parents?


479 posted on 04/04/2008 9:55:58 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT)
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To: TigersEye

If they can ban rubber bans will hair ties be next?


480 posted on 04/04/2008 9:59:34 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT)
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