The School Crotch Inspector - Fighting the Advil menace, one strip search at a time

Reason ^ | April 2, 2008 | Jacob Sullum

[TigersEye]

LOL If you caused them an unnecessary cavity search you're gonna need it!!! haaaaaaaa

'Bout that tagline at 432; try - "Probable cause follows evidence recovery."

And lets not forget the Principal's sage wisdom. If you don't find anything - "Hey, no foul no harm!"

[50mm]

Hee Hee Hee!

[pandoraou812]

Hmmm I don’t think my child would hide candy in her undies. At least I don’t think she does....lmao

[TigersEye]

I'm sure the corks he requires prevent that.

You know we really ought to stop. He's going to get this thread pulled in absentia if we keep it up. Which was probably his aim with what became his last post.

[TigersEye]

Your kid is so smart, pandy, she probably hides her contraband candy in your undies. lmao

[50mm]

That’s the spirit. Choose a different victim!

[pandoraou812]

Oh no she doesn’t. She has a teddy bear that has a skirt & she hides the candy under the skirt. Hmm I have to strip search Sassy’s teddy’s bears looking for contraband candy & maybe she is on to the advil now too....Remind to search her bears tomorrow TE.

[50mm]

Better be looking for rubber bands. Those are weapons now and lead to strip searches and suspensions:

Bad, bad rubber bands

[TigersEye]

Pandy chose to be my victim a long time ago. I give her all kinds of health care advice...that she asks for and then follows...and for some reason she's still alive. lmao

Pandy, you can't fool me. You went and checked your undie drawer for Halloween candy. You would bring innocent Teddy Bears into it.

[pandoraou812]

Sassy has sticks. She loves sticks & chases the boys with them. She also loves rocks & has stashes of them at our campground to toss at boys. Some times I really think she is going to be a real handful of trouble when she gets older. But she has the brothers & her daddy to deal with. I pity her 1st boyfriend.

[TigersEye]

Oh those insidious rubber bands. But don't skip over the first thing on that list...

Administration at Roscoe Middle School banned 14 Year Old C.B. and others from wearing any form of metal bracelet, anklet or necklace to school because they constituted weapons.

I'm sure that included MedAlert bracelets. No sarcasm intended, I really mean I am sure they did.

[pandoraou812]

lmao! I think we got the Halloween candy. Joe ate it lol. Its the Easter candy that her big sister brought that we can't find. Joe found some candy in her pocketbooks, drawers etc.

Yes TE I do follow your advice & you have helped me & Sassy quite a bit. I always say you saved Sassy from being poisoned by those stupid drs. You are a Hero!

[TigersEye]

You think she might be a real handful of trouble WHEN SHE GETS OLDER!?! Well, I'm not going to be the one to break the news to you. hee hee hee

Maybe you could buy boyfriend insurance? Get the Comprehensive Life & Catastrophic Injury policy. Don't let lawsuits ruin your life. ;^P

[TigersEye]

You are a Hero!

Either I'm not trying hard enough or you're not really following my advice. lol ;^)

[pandoraou812]

Thats why I am sending her to live in the mountains with you! Joe said he will send some goats with her so she can be like Heidi, Uncle TE.

[pandoraou812]

Well the MRSA came from the hospital or maybe from the tooth getting pulled . I am thinking the hospital. All hospitals have it. I am lucky I caught it so fast.

[TigersEye]

See? And who encouraged you to go to the hospital and get those tests?

I'll get you yet, my little pretty! (evil cackle)

[AndyJackson]

Bad, bad rubber bands .

How about spit balls fired from a Bic Pen with the ink cartridge removed. Those things are lethal.

[TigersEye]

If she comes to live with me she won’t need any extra goats.

[pandoraou812]

Well DR A did & you but I made up my own mind . And look I did get good news. So I have to deal with the MRSA....I deal with the hep c. I will get used to it in time...At least I am alive.