I thought we had all agreed to blame it on the comet?
Comet Theory Collides With Clovis Research, May Explain Disappearance of Ancient People
(And Woolly mammoths)
What about the iron meteor fragments recently discovered in mammoth tusks and bones?????
Oh but contraire mon ami, the science has only just now been "settled":
Work by David Nogues-Bravo and colleagues has ended the debate...
So it would seem all those enormous piles of mastodon, wooly mammoth, etc bones scattered around various parts of the world are there because, well, maybe they, by the millions, took a wrong turn somewhere, say, around mid-continent. Early Man then finished 'em off.
How do I apply for my grant???