[Obadiah]

No, rather, it is the evil credit card companies who prey upon unsuspecting people and slip credit cards in their pockets. Once in their pockets these credit cards pull their new owner into stores and forces them - possession like - to spend way beyond their means. In reality, I think the credit cards are simply jealous of the SUVs. SUVs are driving people off the cliff and running others over. Credit cards want in on the act too! They want to force people to spend!! It's a crime and Congress should step in and protect us!!

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

Nor should the credit card companies discriminate against the unemployed. They should be required to give them cards and a shredder machine so they can cut them up free of charge.

[Still Thinking]

The cards get it from associating while in your pocket with the evil guns, which spontaneously go on shooting rampages, killing innocent yoots who was never involved in gangs before.