There is no cynic like a gullible cynic.
If you're the troll I think you might be, you calling me gullible because I haven't bought your schtick is really amusing.
But the capper is that you think I'm a cynic. The problem is that I've never rejected Huckabee because I was suspicious of some hidden motive, I rejected him because of what he put on display in public. I rejected him on his record and rhetoric.
A cynic is a guy who thinks someone only wants to give them a hug so they can steal his wallet.
I'm a guy who saw Huckabee steal somebody's wallet during a hug, so I don't want to hug him.
You're a guy who knows he had his wallet right before the hug, and knows it was missing right after the hug, and is not only not suspicious, but can't understand why other people won't give Huck their bank account numbers and SSN.