[MizSterious]

Next we’ll hear how Hillary was helping to pick through the rubble to rescue the brave NYFD, all the while using her cell phone to help find food for starving orphans in Bosnia. And simultaneously writing a book that will surely receive the Nobel.

[seanmerc]

You’ve got to work global warming and the Irish peace process in there, too.

[richardtavor]

No, she was on the plane and bailed out at the last second.