LOL!
“I remember landing under snipper fire. Bill had enjoyed several high priced hair cuts on the tarmac at taxpayer expense, so I figured it was my turn. This was the rare Bosnian flaming “haute head” trim. There was some ceremony at the airport, and my dew hadn’t stopped smoldering yet, so I ran with my head down into the terminal.”
“Boy, you reporters sure do get your stories twisted around!”